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a game series whose fans just might be sadists, because even though it's a flaming dumpster they still play it.
guy 1: hey have you played destiny (the game)?
guy 2: no
guy 1: you should play destiny
guy 2: does it have good graphics?
guy 1: no
guy 2: does it have good story?
guy 1: no
guy 2: what does it have?
guy 1: a thicc robot
Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
From wings of fire (book series) arc one and they stopped the war and made Thorn queen (yay)
“The dragonets of destiny really stopped the war, didn’t they?”
“StarFlight, I’m not blind, I know u r one of them”
“Well I’m not deaf and I know you, Fatespeaker, were a replacement for them”
“Ooooook.”
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Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams’ former girl group.
There were rumours of a Destiny’s Child reunion, but Beyoncé’s dad said it wasn’t happening.
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nerd and needs to stop smacking his lips
Omg have you seen destinys boyfriend
he’s such a nerd
A dumb fake bitch that pretends to be your friend but is really jealous of you the whole time, she tries to trap dudes by telling them she’s taking birth control when she’s not because she thinks that they’ll stay with her boiled asparagus smelling vagina if she has their babies, she loves to run her mouth on the internet but doesn’t have anything to say in person.
See that twacked out smelly bitch over there? She’s a total destiny Justine.