Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.
"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"
Just Lontrel
being a ding dong is acting slow or acting like lontrel
a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong
gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!
When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.
Why is my DING DONG so hard???
A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"