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When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.
Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.
Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.
Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.
a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.
I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.
When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.
Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.
a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F
did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?
Chesthairs clumped up with poop, usually found in your pubes after you give someone a hairy chili dog.
I keep finding "Chesthairs clumped up with poop" in my pubes after giving that guy David a hairy chili dog. Oh! you mean you have Chesthair Dingleberries!