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Its what happens when you get really fat
My stomach dun lapped over my belt
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A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"
Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
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The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.
I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?
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When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.
Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!
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To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
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in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.
The president has dumbass disease.
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A disease that is spread when a human being is in contact with Nehmy ( A gay piece of fucks who enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls . He also likes having sex with dogs and cats).
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania
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