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Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 24, 2017


double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009


dish n dosh

When food is served on crockery, where 'dosh' refers to the food, and 'dish' refers to the crockery.

Persson 1: "Shall we go maccies?"

Person 2: "Nah g let's get some proper dish n dosh."

Person 1: "Ay fam, you better lend me dem P's tho."

Person 2: "Apologies, man's got none dat, but I'll link you bare tokes later."

Person 1: "Say mums."

Person 2: "Mums la!"

Person 1: "Alrigh sound one."

Person 2: "Innit ma brudda!"

by half-honky half-chink June 29, 2022


Tell Your DISH

(1)D.I.S.H. is and acronym for Dad I Said Hi.

Therefore you get, Tell your dish.

Tell your dad i said hi.

(2) Dish meaning secrets.

Used for gossping.

(1)
Girl 1: "Hey tell your dish!"

Girl 2: "What?!"

Girl 1: "Tell your dad I said hi!"

(2)
Girl 1: "Tell your dish on the new girl!"

Girl 2: "I heard she was fired for beating her boss up!"

by MahalBlue May 13, 2009


Deep Dish Pizza

The best pizza in the whole damn universe. New York pizza can go fuck itself.

Wanna go downtown and get some deep dish pizza with me?

by chiraqq March 13, 2019


petri dish

used to call someone flat and with no booty

shut up Panckakes Guy you petri dish, you have no booty.

by IAmChickenBot December 12, 2019


peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 08, 2022