This word stands for Dad-Poo. It is the best slang that most modern teens use. It is used when someone uses the toilet and it then smells like you entered the sewers.
1) Aww come on John, you went to the toilet and now my whole room smells like DP!
Guy 1:My girl is Niagara Falls down there.
Guy 2:CAP!CAAAPP!
Guy 1: How would you know that, I'm in
there not you. Infact, she was mad
wet last night.
Guy 2:Bro, she don't trust me!
(Guy 3 pulls up)
Guy 1: Yo this man telling me MY girl is
not wet, as if he'd know.
(Guy 3 looks at Guy 2 -I cant no more)
Guy 3: Bro he knows cause he fucked yo
bitch!
(Guy 2 to Guy 3)
Guy 2: You fucked her too! Sorry bro I
would say it that one time her
pussy was off but we both fucked
and had that same experience.
Guy 3: Yeah your girl got that DP!
Guy 1: DP?!
Guy 2: Drought Pussy!
( Guy 1's girl comes home looks at Guy 2 and 3 and then at her "man" Guy 1)
Guy 1's Girl: Hey Baby! Wat yall doing
playing Warzone!
Guy 2
And 3: Actually, we just leaving.
Guy 1: Nah, nah, Don't leave now!!!
dab pen. Use this word when you are around cool teenagers or your friends they will think your really cool and swag
Swag teenager: dude have you seen my pen
You pussy ass mf: yea I’ve seen your dp bro
Swag teenager: Oh I don’t do double penetration bro
standing for “disciplinary punishment”, in gang slang a DP is when a gang jumps their own member, expecting them to take the beating, in response to fucking up (often in prison)
X didn’t back me up when i got jumped in the pen, we finna dp him when he get out
dick pic - to send someone a photograph of your ‘sausage’
Dude: hey want a dp
Person: umm pass
Dude: alri
Person #1: Dude, look at my new hat!
Person #2: Man, that hat's a total DP.
Person #1: What's DP??
Person #2: Dip Shit, you asshole.