driving the bus

To throw up into a toilet, with a death grip on the toilet seat at the 9 and 3 position as if it were the steering wheel of a bus. Most commonly done after drinking excessively.

Hey, what happened to Vinnie?
He had a few too many brews and is in the can driving the bus.

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Driving Appliance

A vehicle that is void of any passion and is simply a means of getting from Point A to Point B. These vehicles have no soul or charisma and are as boring as a Kenmore refrigerator. Driving Appliances include, but are not limited to Toyota's, Hyundai's, Kia's, as well as some Honda's, Buick's, and Mercury's. Basically any car that penny pincher's or grandmas drive fall under this umbrella.

That BMW is sweet! So much thought and care given to the small details. It sure beats that Driving Appliance of a Corolla my aunt drives.

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Drive By Youtube

The act in which an instant messenger "friend" will IM another only once a month (or longer in between) with a link to a Youtube video that is generally not as funny as the sender thinks, subsequent to which, he or she will disappear and ignore the other's response.

Shari never talks to me, but every six weeks or so, she'll "Drive By Youtube" me with some unfunny crap about a baby singing or playing guitar. Then I try to respond and she's a ghost.

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Cemetery Drive

A fucking brilliant song by the band My Chemical Romance from the album Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Truly every song by them is a miracle.

back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?

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Wank Driving

Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.

Wank Driving;

playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.

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driving by braille

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.

Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

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hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

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