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Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
Describes a deep desire to be with drugs
"Stacy, my drug-loving girlfriend can't keep her hands off my heroin"
Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball
did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!
Small tongs typically seen in cooking that are used to hold copious amounts of marijuana, most commonly used for holding joints.
"Hey man, I just rolled a massive cardboard joint. My roach clip can't hold it, where the tongs at?"
"Man, my mom went through my car today and found my drug tongs. Fuck."
When drug dogs can’t sniff out any illegal drugs, drug parrots are usually brought in
Damn! The dogs were too nice to get the drugs. The vicious drug parrots will get them though.
Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.
With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.
So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.
You better not have any or they’ll catch you.
Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
Drug parrots are scary.
That’s why they use them Dave!
Noun, cocktail recipe
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.