E

The letter E is the most pretentious goddamn word in the entire fuckin' alphabet. It thinks that just because it's the 5th letter that it's somehow better than everyone else. Never do anything friendly to this letter. Fuck the letter E.

T: "Man, have you seen E around?"

L: "Yeah dude, but don't talk to him, he's a dick."

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e-diddle

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.

Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends

e-plop

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

E-blast

When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day

Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants

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E-Fatuation

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.

His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

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e-ship

Short hand for Spaceship. The Spac is silent.

Joel: Oh right. I haven't given ranks yet to the crew of "The E-Ship".

Phil: E-Ship?

Joel: E-Ship! The Spac is silent.

E-Bouge

An alternate definition for Vape, E-Cig, Juul, etc. Every rip lengthens your penis by 6.9 cm.

David had a break from his shift at McDonald’s flippin patties, so he decided to go outside and rip some E-Bouge.

After a nice session of coitus with your mother, Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace laid down in his bed and ripped some E-Bouge.