brown eyed angel

Any person with brown eyes that are exceptionally beautiful and or cute.

"Man did you see the eyes on that Tara girl? She's definitely a brown eyed angel."

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Googly eyed rock

-To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence

-A set of vacant glossy eyes, from which no intelligible emotion or expression can be derived.

-Being shit ass drunk.
-At this point one’s eyes begin to resemble a googly eyed pet rock.

1. a) "Fong looks pretty bombed"

b) "Fuck that googly eyed rock, he’s always drunk, just leave him"

2. "I'll take the easy kill, so you go for the friend, I’ll take the googly eyed rock"

3. "Fuck, Fabs gone googly eyed rock on us. Hopefully he doesn’t puke in the cab"

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One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

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Big Eyed Giraffe

A girl from the Southwest United States (typically from New Mexico), that is clumsy due to the expansion of her eyes and neck due to sun exposure. Many are uncoordinated.

Nick:" Hey, have you met Mary Anna?
Bob: "Yeah, that girl that always trips with the big eyes."
Nick:" Yeah dude, she's totally a Big Eyed Giraffe

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one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

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Starry Eyed Surprise

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....

Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....

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one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

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