Sad Ending

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

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screb end

A Person Who Is A Complete Prick; A Person Of No Use; A Dirty Person

You are a right screb end, do you know that

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watery ending

Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.

Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!

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at the end of the day

A phrase used most often by Debbie Washerwoman Schultz to demonstrate the depth of her intellect.

At the end of the day the sun goes down. I think. No, wait. Yeah, that's right. No, wait.

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the end is near

1. The world is about to end
2. If a fish ever says that to you, eat it

1. The end is near......
2. "The end is near" and gulp!

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rear end

When you back into an object with a vehicle.

Hey, dude you just rear end that Lotus Elise behind you?

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rear ended

sodomy, usually very unpleasant.

Remember that guy, who got mad money for being rear ended, what ever happened to him?

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