color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

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blown engine

When your respective sexual partner motorboats your asscheeks, and you proceed to fart in her face

"Yo, Kari was motorboating me and i gave her the ol' blown engine."

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computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

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booty engineer

A guy so smooth it's like he engineers the booty.

Jeff so smooth, he a booty engineer.

dictional engineer

one who invents words

By inventing the word "dictional engineer," I am a dictional engineer.

Engineer-Battalion

a type of overpowered tank in Scenexe.io

I used an Engineer-Battalion its op

engine run on

The continual oozing of fecal matter after a bowel movement. Often leaves an oily residue in ones under garments.

The results of an overly relaxed or impaired sphincter.

Dr. Gus had engine run on so may patient complaints were filed about having been on the receiving end of the stench.