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Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"
Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!
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When your respective sexual partner motorboats your asscheeks, and you proceed to fart in her face
"Yo, Kari was motorboating me and i gave her the ol' blown engine."
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A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.
Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.
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The continual oozing of fecal matter after a bowel movement. Often leaves an oily residue in ones under garments.
The results of an overly relaxed or impaired sphincter.
Dr. Gus had engine run on so may patient complaints were filed about having been on the receiving end of the stench.
When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off
hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining
The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.
Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?
Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.
Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
A guy so smooth it's like he engineers the booty.
Jeff so smooth, he a booty engineer.