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England vs America

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).

England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)

by Nitrokausion May 8, 2008

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england vs. america

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.

england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.

by nicole wotherland February 4, 2011

45πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


England Vs America

First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.

England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans

by English are trannys December 14, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


New England Tea

A slang term for pot.

Example and Origin:

Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
...
Student: Is that a name for weed?
...
Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.

by Constantly Confused October 3, 2013

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


England is my city

1, A amatuer way of saying "England is my country", 2, A line/phrase said in jake paul's top hit song, "Its everyday bro" that has rather become popular.

Fat guy: Yes im not from compton and england is my city!
Guy: Oh my god, england is a country!

by Dodododood September 26, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


new england patriots

syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.

by cacapoopoopeepee February 5, 2008

52πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


new england patriots

MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT

how the fuck did the eagles lose?

by grinch February 7, 2005

127πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž