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Penis Envy

A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or โ€˜magic shroomsโ€™.

Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.

by 1001010100110.1001011001011101 July 31, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tulips envy

They envy your looks, your curves, your lifestyle... heads turn when you walk into a room... Men love you ... Women want to be you.
Your a Tulips Envy Model!

Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.

They introduce and arrange actual dates with the models who want to date rich gents, affluent, successful, wealthy gentlemen, UHNWI, HNWI, Celebrities, Athletes, Executives and hardworking men who can afford to spoil them and want to meet- date them too, different worlds colliding... Tulip Envy models are successful in their own right, have careers, go to college and always well bred- nice young ladies. Tulips Envy specializes in those that love honey dating, the mutually beneficial honest way of meeting someone and getting an allowance to go on nice trips, go shopping and experience luxury paid for by the older man. They are taking over the sugar baby / sugar daddy world... honey dating is way better.

All they do is WIN, win... win, everybody wins

I just went on a date that was to die for... Went shopping, got a massage at a spa then dinner at a Michelin star restaurant and all thanks to the nice gentleman who wanted to meet me courtesy of Tulips Envy. All on the up and up.

Tulips Envy has models that are sexy as hell... neck brakers and nice too.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ipad envy

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.

I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.

by revitup71 May 19, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Venus Envy

The feeling Pluto got when it's planet status was taken.

What's wrong with that bitch Pluto. Ah, he's just suffering from Venus Envy.

by Skat Stevens July 29, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Silent Envy

Probably one of the best, nicest, and talented bands that has emerged from the San Jose music scene.

"Track Listings
1. - Oh Drama, You Are So Admirable
2. - White
3. - On Your Way Now
4. - As Long As
5. - Dance Dance Murder
6. - These Are My Bullets For You
7. - Take Your Blame For This
8. - California2615
9. - Should Have Known
10. - I Can Still Taste Regret On Your Lips
11. - It's Like Rain
12. - Last You'll Hear From Me
13. - The Ghosts Will Never Leave You

Silent Envy, hailing from California, is blending genres by taking energetic rock and fusing electronic rhythms and drums to forge the "Dancecore" revolution. Drawing comparisons to such bands as The Killers, Panic At The Disco and Kill Hannah, Silent Envy's sound is still undeniably unique. Mixing sampled drums, punk guitars, pulsing electronic rhythms, rich dueling vocals and raw unfiltered songwriting, Silent Envy is carving a new wave of rock and dance. The band's debut CD, "From The Vanity Of Ashes", is produced by the legendary Ryan Greene at his brand new Crush Recording facility in Arizona. This Bay Area quartet belies its young age with deep, sexy vocals and meaningful lyrics that take influence from real life and the everlasting wounds of heartbreak. " (SilentEnvy.com)

With a fan base of 5900+ friends on myspace spanning over the entire country.Releasing their debut album, From The Vanity Of Ashes on 02-20-07, Silent Envy has become an over-night sensation. This year playing the 2007 vans warped tour, after only one year of being a band. The band really cares and connects with their fans, which is one reason why we love them. With Dusty ray on Vocals, Dean on Bass, Chris on Guitar, and Evan on Drums, what more could you ask for? There is not a doubt in anyones mind that they will one day be huge. Silent Envy, all you're fans love you!

iitz liiKe rAiiN: dude, you HAVE to check out this new band i just heard!

theseRmyBULLETS4u: really? what's their name?

iitz liiKe rAiiN: Their called Silent Envy, and their from san jose! Their even playing Warped Tour this year!

theseRmyBULLETS4u: Thats so sick! i'll totally check them out!

by silent envys #1 July 21, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


prius envy

Something idiots get. They wish that their car was less fuel efficient, less powerful, less fun, less stylish, and much heavier, much more dangerous than a Chevrolet Cobalt.

If Chevrolet can get a seven liter V8 in a Corvette Z06 to do 30+mpg, why do people have prius envy about the 1.5 in the Prius that only gets 42?
If Chevrolet can get 50 mpg out of a 2.2 liter engine in a Cobalt, why do people have prius envy about the 1.5 in the Prius that only gets 42?

by Epsilon Rho Toa Omega March 22, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018

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