A website/app created by old people, for old people.
My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.
The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.
A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years
“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”
It gives people depression.
Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
Life clutter. A waste of time.
Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
“How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”