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A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
1. The main reason many kids and teens 9-18 years old from all over the World neglect homework and complain they don't have time to study.
2. A means used by slut asshole bitchesof both gender to camouflage the unimportance of their shitty, worthless existance and make others feel worthless and unimportant instead.
Consecuences of Facebook include, but are not limited to:
Terrible eye and neck pain
Light form of depression because of uploaded content
Serious addiction
Lack of motivation of doing homework which can lead in ruining your future life
Low grades and fights with parents because of them
Leak of photos and private moments caused by will
Loss of Real, face-to-face Communication
Of, course, Facebook could have been something totally positive. If used with measure. And if we knew what measure actually is.
Me:Most of my classmates have low grades because they use Facebook all day and night.
Stupid ass bitch: I'm going to upload a photo having a great time with my current boyfriend (who will be replaced with another one soon and who I'm using for my sole profit), so that those losers will be FREAKIN JEALOUS.
A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:
Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.
Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.
Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.
Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes
The true origin of procrastination
I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.
Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
A life degrading social media created by Satan
Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.