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When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.
Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...
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This is where after a facial cum shot to the face the man puts his pubs on her face, he then gets next to her and takes a picture.
Look at that one is me and your ex-girl friend, that one is your current girl friend and that one is your sister, and they all have Fuzzy Facials!
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(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.
I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!
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Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face
Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial
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The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.
"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"
"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."
"Indeed."
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You have a fidget spinner in the middle of 8 girls and you cum on the fidget spinner and then you spin it to have a splash affect to the girls.
Girl1: Damn that octo-facial makes me feel young.
Girl2: You are so right! Cold cum makes me feel young and moisturized.
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The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.
Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
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