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When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.
I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.
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(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last
Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.
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When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
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A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
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When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.
It's essentially a late hang-over.
(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)
Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"
Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"
....2 hours later
Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."
Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"
A False Flag is when someone calls attention to a "Red Flag" in an effort to manipulate opinions at to what is right and wrong. The false (red) flag is used when people are already biased to a similar opinion as the one presenting the information, or the misinformation is used to try to manipulate people into being newly biased.
A false flag is a tool often used when politicising a topic. It often makes situations more difficult instead of making situations easy because its harder to know what to believe.
"He said that women that are emotional is a red flag to him but he's not about to stop dating females so he's really waving a false flag about us girls"
An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.
I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.