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The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South.
Alabama fans- ROOOOWL TIIIIIED! 13!!!
Auburn fan- Please go back to Walmart...
Alabama fan- huh? Heyuh, whats that on yer wall?
Auburn fan- That is a college degree.
Alabama fan- Woah! Never seem one o' dem before!
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Someone who enjoys both the Mets and the Red Sox...seemingly due to both teams ineptitude in winning a World Series(note that this has changed since the Sox won their World Series) as well as their mutual hatred of the Yankees.
I hate these Metsox fans...I wish theyd just pick a team already.
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When a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn't dance. The Sports Fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn't want to play.
Friend 1- "What's up with this dude? He stepped on to the dance floor but he's just watching us like a babysitter."
Friend 2- "Yeah, he's a Sports Fan. Who would step on to the dance floor and NOT dance?"
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coined by podcast host Patrick Melton.
a devotee of a popular show, who merely listens/watches and does not contribute or participate.
my best friend is only an omega fan.
omega fans are not worth as much as alpha fans.
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Aot fans are a bunch of toxic ass individuals that like to do as they please, Although the anime is good, the fandom is just toxic especially the ones on twitter and instagram.
They like to spoil the anime for anime onlys, they constantly fight over dumb ships and like to judge/criticise people for having an opinion.
Fake Levi fangirls complaining about Levi’s nose on the key visuals has to be one of the dumbest things to have ever happened in this fandom.
Person1: hey, I was thinking maybe I should join the AOT fans
Person2: I heard that they were pretty toxic I wouldn’t join if I were you
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The comment about IY fans which says Inuyasha Fans only watch anime on adult swim... thats the biggest bullcap I ever seen in my freakin life. I watched for over 200 series of Anime , am Dutch (so I dont even have adult swim) & read over 100 manga series. I Love InuYasha because the Story is Historical, Interesting, Has great Characters (with good backgrounds) , I Love the action, The voice actors, & the Music. (Download Wind-Symphonic) Its wonderfull. It gets you hooked from the beginning. Sure the animation is not 100% and it does contain fillers. But if you see through that, & love the InuYasha series, for what It really is, (a wonderfull, loving, beautiful anime with a message) then you really are a real InuYasha fan.
Dont Misjudge Every InuYasha fan. it makes you look stupid.
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a group of overly and frighteningly obsessive females who basically worship (a) certain celebrity(ies)- often males, mostly for their look(s).
They would do almost anything to get attention from their idol(s), especially if they are internet stars.
A fan girl can be easily recognised:
"OMG! I LOVE YOU. CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR BABIES?"
most common use of fan girls:
- to gain ridiculously high popularity on online websites. E.g. tumblarity tumblr; followers twitter, dailybooth; subscribers youtube; etc.
A: why is your tumblarity so high?
B: oh fan girls, they reblog and like all my posts.
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