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When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls
Hey babe,we can do the caucus fecal dance
A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.
Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation