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When two men that are gay fight with there dicks in a sexual way!
Hey wanna have a sword fight? Take off your pants man and let's have a sword fight !
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A reason for men to get popcorn
James: Bitch fight!
Rob:POPCORN!
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Two men playing with their penis together for sexual pleasure
Rubbing and slapping both penins in a sword fighting fashion
When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
when a man or woman is wearing an outfit that looks perticulairly tacky, he or she is said to be "fighting colors." if they are really tacky, the phrase "and the colors are winning" is added to the end of the phrase.
A fat woman walks in a bar wearing a hot pink dress with a yellow belt and green shoes.
"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."
When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.
" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"
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