A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.
Punching the shite out of a foopa
I was flash fisting that girl so fast she came before I hit her
When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.
i really got dry fisted at school today.
the camel toe's big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.
i was walking down the hallway and was punched in the eye by sarah's hippo fist!
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When you use a red latex glove covered in pop rocks to fist somebody
“Chad had to go to the hospital because he took a big strawberry fist yesterday”
Rapid and forceful, yet consensual, fisting in the anus.
1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting
2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.
A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.
Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that