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Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016


Flash fisting

Punching the shite out of a foopa

I was flash fisting that girl so fast she came before I hit her

by That guy you hate May 19, 2013


dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch October 6, 2015


hippo fist

the camel toe's big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.

i was walking down the hallway and was punched in the eye by sarah's hippo fist!

by john4swagguh April 14, 2008

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Strawberry Fist

When you use a red latex glove covered in pop rocks to fist somebody

Chad had to go to the hospital because he took a big strawberry fist yesterday”

by Triton659 July 9, 2022


fist-a-blasting

Rapid and forceful, yet consensual, fisting in the anus.

1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting

2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.

by Dick nuts February 16, 2014


Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.

Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that

by play dO August 8, 2019