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When you have a really bad hangover
I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu
Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
when you computer runs REALLY slow!
Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*
Dan: your computer has computer flu
not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.
yo, you seen jonny?
no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu
He's not sick, I left the bar at 8 & he was pounding down the beer then, he must have got a dirty mug after I left & up & caught the stein flu.
The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.
I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.