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When you have a really bad hangover
I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu
Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
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when you computer runs REALLY slow!
Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*
Dan: your computer has computer flu
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not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.
yo, you seen jonny?
no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu
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He's not sick, I left the bar at 8 & he was pounding down the beer then, he must have got a dirty mug after I left & up & caught the stein flu.
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1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.
2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.
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While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.
"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."
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