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Swahili flu

When you have a really bad hangover

I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu

by Mc_Long legs July 02, 2017


Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

by Gluttonous April 30, 2009


computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!

Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu

by corrupchoas12 June 25, 2009


5.0 flu

not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.

yo, you seen jonny?

no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu

by special__k___ May 04, 2009


stein flu

a beer hangover

He's not sick, I left the bar at 8 & he was pounding down the beer then, he must have got a dirty mug after I left & up & caught the stein flu.

by elpasospike November 09, 2009


Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009


Brine flu

The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.

I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.

by BurnsAAL September 08, 2009