.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

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stein flu

a beer hangover

He's not sick, I left the bar at 8 & he was pounding down the beer then, he must have got a dirty mug after I left & up & caught the stein flu.

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sine flu

1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.

2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.

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Flu Shot

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.

"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."

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zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

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Brine flu

The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.

I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.

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