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Football, American

A seasonal sport played on an oversized lawn by over grown men wearing form fitting uniforms, that leave nothing to the imagination. The basic point of the game is to capture the remainders of a dehydrated pig and carry it which has been shaped in the form of an egg (which makes me think the game originated around the famous breakfast of Bacon and eggs), and avoid the group hugs the opposing team is trying to include you in, to your side of the lawn. There you wiggle your butt, jump up and down and listen to the audience yell at you to shake your moneymaker again.

football, american touchdown pigskin nfl

by CountryComet March 11, 2014

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real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

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football supporters

soccer fans

jim wasn't a football supporter, he was a hun

by lou February 14, 2004

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Dirty Football

After having butt sex the girl then massage the shit covered dick and balls with her feet

Shannon gave the me best dirty football last night.

by Massivegoob June 10, 2007

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Naked football

where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.

The girls want to see us play naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Temple football

Temple is the up-and-coming power of the Mid-American Conference. After Temple defeated Northern Illinois, 16-15, on Oct. 6, 2007, NIU coach Joe Novak said, "I said it last year and I'll say it again, Temple is the team of the future in this league." The Owls have recruited the top two classes in 2006 and 2007 as ranked by collegefootballnews.com and scout.com.

University of Southern California football is more like Temple football in that the two teams play in large cities.

by Papreps October 12, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strip football

strip football is when you play normal football with two teams but whenever the opposite team scores some-one on the team that didnt score has to take off an item of clothing. you carry in playing untill everyone in one team is in there underwear. :D

did you see that girls bra when we played strip football. we beat them well good.

by AngleBubs_x March 16, 2009

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