Someone who does the most logical thing in the morning
Cereal before milk is the best way to do it PERIOD.
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The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.
Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!
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A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says itβs healthier for you.
I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now Iβm going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.
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When someone uses a 40 oz as a substitute for milk in their cereal. Usually done by a black male.
That guy just made 40 oz cereal he must wanna get drunk.
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When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.
Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.
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A trend started by Lil ignorant. Itβs the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.
Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.
Person 2: Yea I just seen it, Iβm about to record me doing it too and Iβm going to tag him so he can see.
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That bitch was trippin last night she must have been off that lil pump cereal