the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.
he’s the best big brother i could ask for.
i love you.
Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.
When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.
Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!
The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god
“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”
Stanley means Godly power and Rich means op
"There is Stanley Rich oh my god"