Pain court

Pain court is a small town just outside of Chatham, Ontario. It’s full of a bunch of hillbillies and everyone there is cray. All the guys dirt bike everywhere and are kinda cringe. All of them are also ugly except one😏 Also they just want to get in your pants

Me:so do you live in Chatham
You:no I live in pain court

Me:*walks away*

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extreme pain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

someone:what is wrong

you:EXTREME PAIN
someone:-dials 911-

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T Pain

1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).

1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!

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The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

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Ostrich Pain

1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground

JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.

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pain in the mik'da

Something or someone who is constantly causing trouble. Derives from the TV series "Stargate SG1" in which a bounty hunter is describing Colnel O'neill (see example).

Usually said in situations where (english) profanity is forbidden.

Aris Bok, "And you O'neill, you're just a pain in the mik'da."
O'neill (question to Te'alk), "Neck?"
Te'alk, "No."

Me talking to my frozen computer, "Damn, what a pain in the mik'da!"

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Immense pain

If you get bitten by a bullet ant while eating the hottest spice on earth and having your girlfriend break up with you bc you are now inflated.

Im in Immense pain every day

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