Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.
And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.
“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”
A goth girl known for rather crazy behavior.
Freaky goth girls tend to be into things like pegging, locking you up in their basement and/or basically any other crazy, sometimes even illegal activities.
Fred: Did you hear what happened to Ben?
David: No, what about him?
Fred: His Girl friend is a freaky goth girl!
David: When was the last time you saw him?
Fred: Just before he went missing after a double date with me and my girlfriend.
His Girlfriend claimed they'd have an awesome night later...
Wild, hours long, unprotected sex in a cheap motel while using a lot of crystal meth. Kinky but risky fun. Best to not brag about it to coworkers, or your parents.
Joe (to his boss): “I heard Bob and Janet was getting they freaky on last night.”
Boss: “Where are they? They’re both fired.”
The sexual act of putting deli meat up your ass for your sexual partner to eat out (Zach)
Diana and Zach Preformed a Freaky Diana last night
The fuckination of a female which is classed as really fucking creepy, licking eyes and such, anybody who participates in the fuckination is a total jerk-off freak.
Bro, did you hear?!
Hear what?
Bro, lad got freaky during the fuckination, it's disgusting isn't it?
At least he ain't a virgin no more.
True, true.
Man, this conversation had such a good use of the freaky fuckinating!
Well now you've just ruined it.
What if instead of William it was Freaky William, and instead of being a cool fisherman, he used his rod to fish-for-men.
Person 1: Man, Williams had too much to drink, I think he's gonna be Freaky William tonight.
Person 2: What if instead of Freaky William it was Freaky Freaky William and inste...
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