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fried strawberries

basically - dogwater

fried strawberries are shit

by x8c8r July 23, 2021


Fried backs

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe a Jaffa cake that has ripped back tendencies, whilst sharing the same characteristics as a fried edge during the baking procedure.

My gosh, look at how bad these fried backs are!

How many times must I tell you?! It’s not a ripped back, it’s a fried back!

These fried backs are causing chaos on the jam station!

It’s possible that more OBR will make the fried backs worse.

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2022


Scampi Fries

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.

I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.

by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

by jackieC January 26, 2004

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Liberty Fries

French Fries

After the attack of 9/11, Americans felt the need they needed to rename the French Fries to something more american-like. So they decided to rename them to Liberty Fries.

"Hey! I just got back from Jack In the Box."
"Really? Did you bring me anything?"
"I got you a Jumbo Jack with some Liberty Fries."

by Shadow Flare December 9, 2005

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


FuckBush fries

Too bad France still hasn't begun to sell them yet, for fear of being nuked.

I wonder if FuckBush fries taste better than freedom fries.

by Mad Cat Mechwarrior July 10, 2003

25πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Curly Fries

this is a working mans pubes. greasy,sweatty,and and curly.

omg his curly fries are hanging out his shorts.

by jonnie5 January 30, 2010

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž