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Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

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Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

by xSneakyTurtle May 6, 2022

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck It

As explained by part time chemist and full time pimp Katt Williams, Fuck It is the chemical compound in marijuana that, when smoked, brings about higher brain activty in the user which allows said user to notice what is really important in life.

I thought it was a bad thing the eletric company shut down power in my home, but then I smoked a couple of joints, got some Fuck It in my system and didn't care. Ain't like I don't got some candels I've been waiting to burn!

by Jay Dubaya February 22, 2011

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fuck

When a man sticks his hard penis in a woman's wet vagina causing pleasure for both.

Eighteen year old Mariah stood at Mr. Rich's door. She rang the doorbell and the 65 year old Mr. Rich came to the door. She reminded him about the cleaning that she would be doing at his house. While cleaning she found a dildo, which she had never used before. She peeked out the door and didn't see Mr. Rich. She made herself comfortable by leaning over the chaise and started rubbing her pussy and then she put the dildo in. She was alternating, going between slow and fast. One time when she was going slow she suddenly felt something push the dildo in farther than she had ever gone before. She pulled the dildo out of her dripping wet pussy and turned around. Mr. Rich was standing there smiling. "Oh, I'm sorry I just found the box and ..." she tried to explain. Mr. Rich cut her off saying, "No need to explain yourself. You know there were bigger dildos in that box that you could stuff up your pussy." Mr. Rich put his hand underneath Mariah's skirt and stuck a finger up her pussy and rubbed around. "Oh yes, you could definitely fit a twelve inch dick up there." "I want a big dick up my pussy right now," she said. Mariah began begging him to stuff his dick in her pussy. She got on all fours and stuck her little ass in the air so he could start fucking her doggy style. He put his dick in halfway and was shallow fucking her. She begged him to go deeper so he rammed his dick into her pussy as far as it would go.

by hehehahayep December 8, 2009

63πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Fuckness

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.

1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."

by James Pollack July 23, 2008

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


FUCK

Verb
Inflected forms: fucked, fuckΒ·ing, fucks
Verb
tr. 1. To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
Verb
intr. 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly. 3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with

Noun
1. An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual intercourse. 3. A despised person. 4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
Interjection
Used to express extreme displeasure.
Phrasal verbs
fuck off 1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2. To spend time idly. 3. To masturbate.fuck over To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up 1. To make a mistake; bungle something. 2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. 3. To cause to be intoxicated.

Etymology
Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.
Word history
The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they the friars are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant a fake Latin form vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely a town near Cambridge."

by matt the great June 20, 2005

55πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Fuck

If donald trump wins the election

#fuckdoaldtrump

by Loca2016 October 21, 2016

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fuck

The most versatile fucking word ever conceived of by mankind, in the fucking history of reality.

Fuck the fucking fuckers. Fuck it.

by General Zod. November 11, 2010

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž