FU Smiley

When a smiley emoticon, :) , is used in an email or instant message immediately after something insulting or otherwise putting you down.

Typically the FU Smiley is a way for the sender to downplay their attack... but really, instead of being the happy-go-lucky smiley face that it usually is... the FU Smiley is really saying "F$#K YOU!"

You failed to show up for the meeting again... this is the sixth time in the last month. I cc'd your boss on this email just so you can be held accountable for where you need improvement. :) (Boom - there's the FU Smiley)

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Wang-Fu

Ancient form of fighting stlye perfected with the use of "Wang".

Gabe is superior to Tycho in the arts of Wang-Fu.

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Shaq-Fu

stelth intentional and unlawful theft

Damn somebody Shaq-Fu'd my malt licquor

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Fu-dog

Stylized Chinese dragon statues placed beside the door of a Chinese restaurant, usually in pairs, on each side of the door.
-OR-
A Chinese restaurant itself.
-OR_
Chinese food.

"I can see some fu-dogs down the street, so if you're hungry then Chinese is an option"

"Let's eat at that new fu-dog."

"I'm hungry; do you want to go get some fu-dogs?

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Snape-Fu

The sexual-combat method preferred, practiced, and promulgated by Potions Master Professor Severus Snape.

The grading system is indicated by the button-number, and styling of the Snape-Gi.

Snape-ette: *twirls rapidly on the spot, screeching loudly*

Normo: "WTF?"

*Snape-ette kicks Normo in the head whilst sneering*

Snape-ette #2 "Nice Snape-Fu there, Sis..."

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henry fu

a ugly hoe
no smersh
lul

that guy is such a henry fu!

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Snipe Fu

The genre of any movie staring Wesley Snipes.

Did you see how fast he kicked that guy's ass? What another classic snipe fu movie!

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