Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose
Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!
The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash
I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's
The bubble in your throat that causes you voice to change.
A: Listen, I’ve got a gobbly right now.
B: Don’t swallow, you’ll ruin it
Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.
The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.
“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.