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Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.
Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.
A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.
Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?
Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.
A person who questions reality too much and procrastinates most of their work. They’re o k but will act like a dog to you. They say sorry a lot and can get clingy.
Sometimes they can be salty but it’s because they don’t want to put up with more bullshit.
Person 1: Joe kinda acts like Grem/Gremlin don’t you agree
Person 2: Yeah but is Joe Joe Tazuna 😐
Maddox A. and his seventh-grade gremlins.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Maddox today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's having a ritual in the bathroom with his Super Gremlins."
Person 1: "oh"
A short child who has anger issues. Will often steal your food as they're fucking fat. May have autism.
Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.
Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."