Guitar Rapist

person owning a guitar, who claims to be able to play it, but cant actually.

Timmy: I play guitar!
Logan: really? me too!
Timmy: cool!
Logan: Let's hear!
Timmy ("playing" guitar): screee chhuiuou scraw!
Logan: what the hell was that?
Timmy: Louie Louie, wasnt it great?
Logan: you aren't a guitar player! you're a guitar rapist
Timmy: ouch...

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ultimate-guitar

Ultimate-guitar is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music.

I'm glad i found Ultimate-Guitar. Now i don't need to leave the house.

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guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

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Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

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Slur guitar

Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.

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brown guitar

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

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guitar sweep

(v.) a type of guitar scaling where you pick like slow strumming and switching to the next note by canceling the sound of the previous note

Matt Heafy from Trivium was demonstrating his guitar sweep section on the Guitar World video.

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