jungle gym

a very disfigured / wrinkley ass hole. mostly found with adnormally large vaines, inside the ass hole is unknown. but we have reason to suspect that there are certain species like maggots and tuna. This disgusting ass hole is what is know as JUNGLE GYM.

You should stay away from her, i heard she has a JUNGLE GYM.

dude, your mom just showed me her JUNGLE GYM.

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Gym crab

A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.

Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!

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gym hoe

1) a person who uses you and your gym membership but gives you nothing in exchange

2)an individual who can't get out of the gym

Homie1 :"Damn Jessica is such a gym hoe, she only talks to me when she wants to go to the gym"

Homie2:"Did you smash though?"

Homie1:"Nah fam"

Hector: "fuck man I think I'm becoming a gym hoe. I go twice a day."

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Gym Bonner

A hard on you get in coed gym class

I got a Gym Bonner yesterday in gym class

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Gym Snatch

The stench, moisture and texture of a vagina after a vigorous workout at the gym

"Dude, how did it go with the bird from the gym?"
"Man she just got off the treadmill and you can't work a bird with a case of gym snatch"

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slim gym

A slim joint.
A thin but potent marijuana cigarette.

Let's roll a slim gym!

I got no fat mofo...it's a slim gym tode!

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Gym badge

to date / fuck someone of a race

i have a white, black, asian, and mixed gym badges

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