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Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.

Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.

by heavywayne June 29, 2010

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Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Mary

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.

I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!

by Sunny Frimley March 22, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.

This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.

by Rastus January 11, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012


The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and heโ€™s cuddly so we didnโ€™t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019


Hairy TicTac

When someoneโ€™s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-โ€œHey!, have you been Dave latelyโ€
-โ€œYeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTacโ€

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019