slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

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steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

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ham dingle

A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!

Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.

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ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

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ham nite

This slang term describes a night in which large amounts of alcohol will be consumed with your friends. It is also the best part about being a pirate (according to "Pirates: Band of Misfits").

"Do you know what the best part about being a pirate is?" "IT'S HAM NITE OF COURSE!"
"Bro ham nite tonight you down?" "Hell yeah I'm down, only the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll would turn down a ham nite"

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What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.

*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!

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Nigger Ham

Informal term for watermelon

Come on over, we got enough fried chicken, grape soda and Nigger Ham for everybody.

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