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The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.
Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."
Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)
Ian - "that was sick"
Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"
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a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.
"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"
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Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"
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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
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A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.
When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.
Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes
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To go talk about something in private away from the others.
Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!