A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.
Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.
A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.
damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.
A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.
Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.
The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND
Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!