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The last words of Saffi Eriksdotter.
Quoted on the Magic: The Gathering card "Lhurgoyf".
The phrase is directly on the fringe of pop culture, so saying it will prove to those around you that you are totally hip and might even get you laid - mostly likely by an ugly female nerd, but if you're the kind of guy that's saying "Ach! Hans, run!" to people, that's probably the best vagina you're capable of achieving anyway.
"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
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A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.
Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.
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When your talking 2 some1 online and you ask them a question they dont want 2 answer or confront them about somthing they dont want 2 talk about, the person goes silent and compleatly avoids the subject. AND REALY FUCKS YOU OFF!
Angry Freind: You Told everyone my secrets! thast the point of a secret, there meant 2 be kept secret, hence the name!
*Long silence*
Angry Friend: OI! YOUR DOING A HAN!
*Lots more silence*
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(n.) getting something on sale.
(n.) Cheap ass liquor i.e. Everclear, Jim Beam...Etc Etc.
(n.) Smooth operator...i.e. Bill Clinton, Octavian, Toucan, Gumball, J-Boy, and DJ Dodi Da from P?M.
"I got this shit on Han Solo, Son!"
"I'm drinking Han Solo tonight."
"This girl ain't know she in for some Han Solo shit."
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Said by a dumb bimbo named Emily in 30fps, in reference to getting two innocent teenage girls killed.
A reference to the 2015 horror game Until Dawn by Supermassive Games. The line is iconic simply because of the tone of Emily's voice, and because it is repeated multiple times in the recurring "Previously on Until Dawn" recap sequences despite not being a very important line to remind the player about.
*Two teenage girls run into the dark winter night after one of them (Han/Hannah) is pranked by her 'friends'.
Emily: "It was just a prank, Han!"
* Two teenage girls plummet down a cliff and one of them fucking eats the other one to stay alive.
* "Previously on Until Dawn"- sequence plays.
Emily again: "It was just a prank, Han!" (but this time in 1 frame per second.)
Han so hee (my wife) is a korean actor! She has acted in nevertheless, my name and more. She is very talented and very gorgeous.