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Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roman Holiday

A holiday from any actions dissaproved of by the catholic and church such as homosexual actions, polygamy, premarital sex, drugs.

My job is so strict and my parents trying to marry me off to some stuck up woman and refuse to acknowledge that I may want to marry a man or not ever get married. I just need a Roman holiday to blow of some steam with no repercussions

by Schwiftysanchez December 31, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holiday Whore

A Non-Religious person who celebrates holidays that they have no right to. For instance, if you denounced Christianity 15 years ago, yet you still celebrate Christmas and Easter, you are a Holiday Whore. Most Atheists are Holiday Whores.

"Dude, what are you doing shopping for Christmas? I thought you were Athiest?"
"Yea, but I still celebrate it."
"Why?"
"Dunno, its fun."
"Dude, you're a total Holiday Whore!"

by OggieOggieOggie,OinkOinkOink April 21, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist Holiday

An oxymoron since, as the sole defining characteristic of an atheist is a lack of belief in god, an atheist holiday would be a celebration of nothing.

A better alternative is a Day of Reason or holiday in celebration of science such as Darwin Day.

An atheist holiday is as absurd as a christian scientist.

by Fett202 July 18, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


thug holiday

a good party, esp. one where there were mad phly bitches around, plenty of drinks and food, blunts, etc. where all them gangstas partied up from 3am to 6am in the NEXT day

ayo sam's open crib was a thug holiday.

by clapback December 31, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roman holiday

When you are forced to shit in a port-a-potty (such as a music festival, county fair, etc) even though you took precautionary measures.

Man 1: why does Ro.an have such a defeated look on his face?
Man 2: Well, he took 2 shits and didn't eat anything so he wouldn't have to use the port-a-potty when we got here. No luck. He's going to take a Roman Holiday.

by bucknorris September 16, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holiday Tree

Name used to call trees a city, state, federal or corporate office puts up during the holiday season where several holidays and traditions take place. Ornaments will usually represent several of the holidays that are celebrated in the community.
Created as an alternative to a Christmas Tree where only Christian traditions prevail in a community where Christianity is not law or establishment.

Usually loathed by Christians that take it as being unnecessary. They somehow believe the United States is a Christian nation. They are usually the same religious bunch that take offense to other religions being publicly displayed by government or corporate entities.

The new holiday tree at city hall is the tallest ever.

by Checkah December 2, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž