Hollywood Shower

The highest accolade one can achieve in baking. When a baked good is deemed so delicious that world-renowned baking expert Paul Hollywood takes a piss on whoever was responsible for producing the baked goods.

*Inside Great British Bake-Off tent*
Paul Hollywood: “Hello Linda what have you made for us today?”
Linda: “I’ve made scones, it was my grandmother’s recipe and has been in my family for centuries”
Paul Hollywood: “You know what, those are the best scones I’ve ever tasted!..”
*Paul proceeds to stand on the judges table and take a piss on Linda*

Marry Berry: “Ah the first Hollywood shower of the series! Your family watching at home will be very proud!”

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north hollywood

well north hollywood is obviously part of hollywood and it is really ghetto!

there isnt really anything elses to say about north hollywood

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Hollywood walkaway

Very similar to the Hollywood hangup. Two characters in a movie are engaging in conversation, and person A says something insightful and walks away, while leaving person B to think about it.

From "Kingdom of Heaven"

Tiberias: Jerusalem has no need of a perfect knight.
Balian: No. It is a kingdom of conscience, or nothing.
(Hollywood walkaway)
Tiberias: (damn...)

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Hollywood Bob

a gay poof in noosa

he was last to arrive at a party and first to leave, and u could tell he was a poof at a glance.

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Hollywood Twig

Hollywood Twigs is a term for the excessively skinny, malnourished, over exercised, super light weigh, fold up and go "model" actress in Hollywood. Turning sideways, they disappear on the screen as there is no substance to their being. The only fat thing about them is their paychecks, which they get to maintain their lack of existence in big scary world of people who might own an ounce of fat... and heaven forbid, not starve themselves for 3 days as a result.

While watching the Oscar's this year, I saw 14 Hollywood Twigs sitting in 2 front row seats.

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Hollywood Handshake

The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.

Pru hurriedly exited the tent as Noel and Matt excitedly ended the day with a Hollywood Handshake.

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hollywood healy

somebody who wants to be great but is actually a sda little cunt who'd get banged for being a cunny.

look hollywood healy he is so bent.

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