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Your excuse for everything. No matter the situation when prompeted with a "How/Why/When/Who/Where/ Did you...?" Question, just replace the "Did" with "Didn't"
"How did you see her boobs!?"
"How didn't I see her boobs?"
"...Bastard."
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An awkward greeting commonly used by naive, recent immigrants from England and Australia as they attempt to assimilate into American culture. The greeting is generally met with confusion initially but can progress to feelings of anger and hostility towards the speaker if allowed to continue.
Craig: How's tits?
Michael: What the hell does that mean? Quit being such a fucking douche!
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The best big sister from danbury. like chocolate...
OHH EMMM GEEEE LOoOK THERE IS ELIZABETH HOWE!
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The a bad thing to say during a conversation with someone whom you have recently broken up with.
"I was hanging out with Juan and Andre today."
"How multiracial"
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DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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question one usually asks hookers who "turn tricks." It means how are things? Or how is business? Usually this is said to loose women but the derogatory connotation is usually missed by most.
While approaching a hooker on the corner..
"How's tricks?"
"none of your damn business, get lots i'm working here"
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