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This town has so much ghetto it cannot be understood.
Frankfort, IL ghetto.
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Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”
It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”
This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town
Girl:where are you from?
Guy:capron IL Hbu?
Girl:oh wait I just noticed the time my dog is running away(best excuse she could think of to get away from a filthy capron guy)
The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.
The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.
laurearsi, concludere gli studi, avere qualcosa da mostrare al datore di lavoro per percepire un incremento (non sufficiente a giustificare il sangue buttato) sulla busta paga
Il nostro problema è che noi dovremmo* prendere il pezzo di carta