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il crimo

Il crimo è la persona più chad, controllante e persuasiva dell'intero universo.
Se in qualsiasi momento lo incontri, non accettare nessuno dei suoi affari, non importa quanto siano belli. Il crimo è il contrario di Crimi.

"il crimo ti farà un patto che non potrai rifiutare"

by MARIANITA233 January 03, 2022


bartlett high school il

Home of the 9-0 freshman

Dam those freshman are better than are varsity team here at bartlett high school il!

by Who's man2 November 05, 2017


Grove City, IL

A very small town in illinos. If you blink you will miss it. There is about 12 houses but only 7 or 8 are lived in. This is also the home of the J&J Motorsports race team.

I think we just drove through Grove City, IL

by DirtTrackin May 07, 2015


Philo, IL

A small town in Central Illinois that claims the status of "Center of the Universe".
It's a very family oriented community with amazing food offered at the Philo Tavern and has the convenience of a Dollar General store for most of those quick needs, a Casey's general store/gas station and a 66 Fuel stop as well.

There is also a great hair salon in town with great customer service.

As with most small towns, they take their youth baseball and softball programs very seriously.

Eat, sleep, breathe... summer sports.

GREAT community to raise a family!

Come on over to Philo, IL for great food, great friendly conversation and just relax!

by Family focused February 17, 2021


Ile Perrot

Ile Perrot is a lovely residential island near Montreal, Quebec. Recognized for the disgusting commercial center Faubourg de l'Île and an abandoned arena which was supposed to reopen in 2012, Ile Perrot is sweet on the outside but scary on the inside.

Ile Perrot is divided in four cities : Ile Perrot, NDIP, Pincourt and Terrasse-Vaudreuil. If NDIP, Ile Perrot and Pincourt are okay (in that order) you DO NOT wanna go to Terrasse-Vaudreuil. Considered like the island's Bronx, it's truly where dreams go to die.

-I went to Ile Perrot last night.

-Oh yeah? What kind of drugs did you do?
-A lot.

by thomasgregorygoffi August 26, 2020


Frankfort, IL

This town has so much ghetto it cannot be understood.

Frankfort, IL ghetto.

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021


perfect il

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.

“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.

by The stimulation theory. September 06, 2022