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A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.
See also anti-football
Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?
Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.
Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.
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Definition 1:
A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.
In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.
Definition 2:
Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....
Phone rings....ring, ring, ring
Cang: "Yo"
Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"
Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"
Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."
Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....
Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "
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I thought lucy was a good girl in the sack, until she told me to take the Detroit Tunnel.
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When you and another guy, knowingly are having sex With the same girl.
What up with you two? why are you staring at each other like that? are you tunnel buddies?
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When your doin a girl in the ass and she farts, her ass opens up and then closes on your cock.
"*Fart*, Geee Jillian, thanks for the wind tunnel!"
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The act of blowing air into a gaping rectum after rigorous amounts of anal sex. This can be executed with one's mouth, or better yet, a leaf blower.
"Omg, It was like a hurricane inside of my asshole!" - dumb bitch who tried wind tunneling
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The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"
Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."
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