Kill Shot

A Shot of 37 % Or higher in which 200 mls are consumed in one Go. Originating From the inventor Killian.

Bystander: "Fucking do a Kill Shot hey!"
Victim: "please i want to live"
Killian: "nup"
Victim:'' I have a family"
Killian: " Fuck the Rules!"

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chat kill

By definition a "chat kill" is when you stop the chat. Technicalities include:

1 - You have to be the one who posted last.
2 - It must be at least 10 minutes before you "claim the chat kill"
3 - No one can say anything during those 10 minutes for the chat kill to count.

(2007-12-01 05:03:20) James: Howdy everyone!
(2007-12-01 05:03:32) Sarah: Hi James.
(2007-12-01 05:04:12) James just heard about the plane crash in Turkey. How tragic.
(2007-12-01 05:15:25) James claims chat kill.
(2007-12-01 05:16:43) Jim: Why did you kill it?! :angry:

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kill the motor

Take it easy, chill out in anxiety or in preventing something to be done in a rush

Finding Nemo (Turtle - Crush and Marlin) when the turtle's son is thrown out of the E.A.C.:
Marlin: Oh, my goodness!
Turtle: Oh, kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo

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Kill it in the face

Destroying either food or a beverage into your mouth.

Ding dong , hi here's your pizza. Kill it in the face!

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Killing Dinosaurs

a phrase meaning masturbation
it is a reference to an episode of family guy were a student asks a teacher "why are all the dinosaurs extinct?" and the teacher replies "because you touch your self at night"

what do you do with your free time at night?
i enjoy killing dinosaurs

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kill tuesday

the natural result of a monday spent shit faced. tuesday is written off in a mess of incoherant babbling and foaming at the mouth.

after the first meeting of the Monday night absinthe appreciation society, tuesday was gone for good.

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Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

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