United States

A place where logic means nothing and everyone is either anorexic or overweight.

There's something wrong with society in the United States.

636👍 595👎

Sin State

The state that legalized gambling, prostitution, and abortion before any other state. the most dangerous state in America because of its high percentage of murders, rapes, robberies and assaults. Nevada is the Sin State.

The Sin State never sleeps.

6👍 2👎

United States

The land of ignorant people. A place where people don't know about the neighboring states, think Africa is jungle, believe Europe is a country, and assume that all Asians are Chinese.

-"That stupid person just asked me if in Africa we live in trees and have pet elephants, I wonder where he is from."

-"He must be from the United States!"

1034👍 992👎

witchcraft and state

A global phenomenon for centuries and to this day.

Thus explaining the current state of the world,sad as it is.

9👍 5👎

Blue States

Morgan Quitno's rankings of the states with the highest crime rates, starting with the most dangerous. Asterisks (*) denote red states which voted Republican in the 2004 election:

1. Nevada*
2. Louisiana*
3. Arizona*
4. Maryland
5. South Carolina*
6. Florida*
7. Tennessee*
8. Alaska*
9. New Mexico
10. California
11. Texas*
12. Michigan
13. Georgia*
14. Oklahoma*
15. Delaware
16. Illinois
17. Mississippi*
18. North Carolina*
19. Alabama*
20. Washington
21. Missouri*
22. Kansas*
23. Ohio*
24. Colorado*
25. Hawaii
26. Kansas*
27. Indiana*
28. Oregon
29. Massachusetts
30. Pennsylvania
31. New York
32. New Jersey
33. Rhode Island
34. Utah*
35. Nebraska*
36. Minnesota
37. Kentucky*
38. Virginia*
39. Connecticut
40. Montana*
41. Idaho*
42. Wisconsin
43. Iowa*
44. West Virginia*
45. Wyoming*
46. South Dakota*
47. New Hampshire
48. Maine
49. Vermont
50. North Dakota*

Of the first 10 states (most dangerous) on the list, only three were "blue states."

Of the first 25, 17 were red states.

Of the last 10 states (safest) on the list, only four were "blue states," yet most of the "red states" with the exception of Iowa, Idaho and West Virginia have populations below a million and are sparsely populated.

Of the last 25, 13 were red states.

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State of the Union

If we're the flagship of peace and prosperity,
we're taking on water and about to fucking sink.
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks.
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea.

Countdown
to the very end.
Equality;
an invitation that we won't extend.
Ready, aim.
Pull the trigger now.
In time you
firmly secure your place in hell.

State of the union address
reads "War Torn Country Still a Mess"
The words: power, death and distorted truth
are read between the lines of the red, white and blue.

"Guilty" is what our graves will read,
no year, no family.
We did nothing to stop the murder of
a people just like us.

~ State of the Union by Rise Against.

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State Penis

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"