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either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it
Man you gotta ditch or bitch
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A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!
After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!
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When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
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When you discover somebody ain't shit, so you cut them off and run away.
I thought this dude was chill but he kicks cats for fun, so I had to snip and ditch that bitch.
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This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.
Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.
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when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch
dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack
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fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.
jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."
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