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You are now playing The Game.
You can never quit the game.
You can never win the game.
The object of the game is not to think about the game.
Every time you think of the game, you lose.
When you lose the game you must declare, "I lose", out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose.
When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game.
After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again.
Have fun playing,
Oh yeah, I lose.
Tasha: I lose.
Lacie: God damn it, you always make me lose the game. I LOSE.
Lacie: Oh, I just got a text message from Tasha, she wanted me to inform you that she lost the game, i lose.
Seth: FUUUUUUUUCK! I LOSE.
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Boy: dad what are we going to look at on tv?
Dad: Football...
Boy: HeHe What is football? :3
Dad: a sport...
Boy:Oh yeah? *giggles* what type of sport??? :)
Dad: one with a football..
Boy:O RLY? and what do ppl call it besides football??? :3
Dad: a sport...what do you call it?
Boy: ITS CALLED THE FUCKING GAME
Dad: you just lost.
Boy: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dad: son i am disappoint.
Random JI joe: See kids? the trick is not to think about the game or you will lose it
knowings halve the battle
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The only thing children do these days.
My kid just lazes around all day while gaming
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1. Any household pseudo-sport played using equipment already in place in the home. 'The game' will refer to whichever particular event might be in contemporary ascendency, but will probably refer to one of the below:
1a) The Egg Game. Every time an egg is cooked, it is thrown between two participants until ultimately dropped by one, who is a 'dropper' (see 'dropper'). In the event that both parties agree that an egg's performance has been remarkable, it can bee retired.
1b) The spear game. A curtain rail colsely resembling a spear is thrown at a wall in an attempt to make as large an indentation as possible. There is, as yet, no way of confirming a winner.
1c) Stupid game in the kitchen. A game of many rounds, most of which involve the attempt to throw an oversized tennis ball into various target areas (e.g. behind the fridge, the bin, the oven, the recycling box etc.). Points are awarded per round victory on an accumulative basis.
Joe would have liked to have done some work, but his morning was occupied almost entirely by a tiring round of the game, after which a nap, wank, and brief read about dragons was all he could muster.
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When you play a video game. The only people who actually call the act of playing video games "gaming" are nerds and losers who have no athletic skill and think getting a headshot in halo 3 is "cool".
People with lives play video games every once in a while when they're extremely bored.
hey jimmy, let's go to the club
I can't I gotta keep on gaming. I'm about to make it into a clan on halo and totally rock teh community. video games are my sport you know.
jimmy.....have you been doing that crystal meth again?
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a piru blood thats with g-unit who got beef wit joe budden(s) cuz he started talkin that shit. his flow crazy 2
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gay and lame. used to describe something gay and lame.
Donnelly: "Kalan, I can't go to your house tonight."
Jean: "Don't even think about asking me to go somewhere until you can prove you can keep your bathroom/room clean."
Donnelly: Fuck you mom.
Kalan: Haha, game.
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