When u soak a whip in cum and hit the first person u see in the face.
I gave my girlfriend an Indiana Jones last night.
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When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
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To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face
Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.
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When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!
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When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.
Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
Safe haven for white trash inbreeding, stupidity and mudsharks. Part of the Evansville Indiana metro area, which was named most obese area in the US in 2011 by Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. Nothing but fat chicks and skinny dudes with no teeth. Meth abuse runs rampant and people can't drive for shit. Women have the dumbest shit known to man tattooed on their bodies, and they like to show it off. Nothing beats a 250 pound woman displaying her tramp stamp and that rose thats tattooed on her tit for everyone to see.
I would go out and make some friends, but I'm just not white trash enough to accepted by Mount Vernon Indiana people.
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When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.
Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!
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